These days, when you’re shopping, you’ll notice that there are tons more choices, for pretty much everything, than there used to be. Sometimes, this is good; but other times, it’s just overkill.
For instance, the spectacular improvements in outdoor furniture that have occurred over the past several years, are wonderful, and long overdue. No matter what you’re looking for – porch swings, patio chairs, or picnic tables – in addition to the classic wood types, you’ll also find polywood, vinyl, and aluminum pieces that are nearly indestructible, and available in dozens of colors. So, it’s great to have a huge selection of patio furniture.
On the other hand, the constant expansions of some product lines can reach ridiculous proportions. One example, which is truly monstrous, is in the world of Halloween decorations. It wasn’t that long ago that most people would simply have a few cardboard witches, skeletons, cats, and jack-o-lanterns in their front windows. Moreover, among the store-bought items were many things that were made by the kids who lived in the homes, including those tissue-and-pipe cleaner ghosts (of course, that was when it was strictly a kids’ day); and nothing went up until deep into October.
Well, things are different now – and how! First of all, many people treat Halloween like a major holiday, and begin decorating for it two months early, as elaborately as they do for Christmas. There are also enormous Halloween “superstores,” filled with costumes, outdoor lights, full-sized mummies, zombies, skeletons, and vampires that actually rise from their coffins. Then, there are those ghastly, gigantic inflatable decorations, which feature ghosts popping out of pumpkins, skeletons riding motorcycles, and witches on broomsticks. Sheesh!
Okay, sure, it’s fine to have more Halloween decorations to pick from; but the true, uh, spirit, of the day calls for more of the homemade touch. After all, kids still love to make Halloween decorations; and, in fact, because they have help from their computers, they can produce things that look as good as any that you can buy. Of course, it’s even more fun when you go to a craft store and get them some supplies, or even dig up things around the house, that they can use to create their decorations by hand.
Don’t worry, though; there are many larger things that adults can tackle, like, say, making corpses, monsters, scarecrows, and giant spiders. Heck, with all of the phony blood, stick-on scars, and severed body parts that are available at those Halloween stores, it’ll be a cinch. You can sit them in your porch glider, pose them in a lounge chair, stretch them out in a hammock, or even hang them from the roof of a gazebo or garden shed. You can also make fake spider webs for your handmade arachnids, and wrap them around arbors, pergolas, and trellises.
Naturally, the kids can help with these projects, too. It’ll be a great way to spend more quality time together as a family, teach them the lost art of Old World craftspersonship, and let them feel the pride of creating things, such as authentic-looking monsters and spiders. At the same time, they’ll be learning how to use porch furniture to its fullest potential, as well as the proper techniques for applying fake blood. You know – all of those good, old-fashioned family values.
That is, if you’re the Addams family.
Yours Outdoors,
Kathy























